M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I guess you’re pretty good at pleasing yourself then.
M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
M: Oh, just cheap perfume then.
M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?
M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: You mean this isn’t a nightmare?
M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Well, I wasn’t planning on doing you HERE!
M: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Really? You look more like a “Yield.”
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Here’s a donation to restore the exterior.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: [Looking away] Honey, there’s two here!
M: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: You’re right. I was lying.
M: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
M: Well, I guess you really don’t belong in the men’s room anyway.
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