Actual Classified Ads
- 1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
- amana washer $100 owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
- snow blower for sale... only used on snowy days.
- free puppies...part german shepherd - part dog
- 2 wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
- tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
- cows, calves never bred...also 1 gay bull for sale.
- 83 toyota hunchback -- $2000
- star wars job of the hut -- $15
- free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog
- free yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.
- soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents
- german shepherd 85 lbs. neutered. speaks german. free.
- full sized mattress. 20 yr. warranty. like new. slight urine smell.
- free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bath home.
- for sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
- nordic track $300 hardly used call chubbie
- bill's septic cleaning "we haul american made products"
- shakespeare's pizza - free chopsticks
- found: dirty white dog. looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward.
- hummels - largest selection ever "if it's in stock, we have it!"
- get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2=bd bottles of beer.
- harrisburg postal employees gun club
- georgia peaches - california grown - 89 cents lb.
- nice parachute: never opened - used once slightly stained
- free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
- american flag 60 stars - pole included $100
- tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and flexible hours. starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
- notice: to the person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near southridge storage: please return the pumpkin and be checked. pumpkin may be radioactive. all other plants in vicinity are dead.
- exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box springs - $175.
- joining nudist colony! must sell washer & dryer $300.
- lawyer says client is not that guilty.
- alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember
- ground beast: 99 cents lb.
- gas cloud clears out taco bell.
- bar s sliced bologna regular or tasty save 30 cents on 2
- open house body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts
- kellogg's pot tarts - $1.99 box
- fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb.