The Ages of Woman

• Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
  
  
• Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
  
  
• Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
  
  
• Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.
  
  
• After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn?
  
  

The Ages of Man

• Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly
  
  
• Between 27 and 46: Try weekly
  
  
• Over 47: Try weakly