16 Warnings/Instructions For Consumers

HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS:
Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A BOX OF FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
fits one head

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands