The FBI, CIA, LAPD and the rabbit
One day the President saw the national crime figures and decided something had to be done. He called in the FBI, the CIA and the LAPD and subject them to a test to see wich agency would be most effective in fighting crime.
The assignment was that a rabbit would be released into a forest and they had to find it.
Well, the CIA started a covert operation and after two months they reported back that "there was definitely no rabbit and there was no evidence to support there had ever been a rabbit."
The FBI immediately surrounded the forest and tried to persuade the rabbit to surrender. After two weeks of nagotiating they set the forest on fire, and it burned to the ground killing everything living in it. The FBI said, "the rabbit had it comming."
Several cops of the LAPD went into their forest and after two hours they came back with a racoon all black and blue and screaming, "I confess! I confess! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Submitted by Maurice
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Brain Teaser
Three friends go to a bar for a drink.
They order a bottle of champagne from the assistant who brings it to them and charges $30.
They each pay him $10.
When the owner of the bar returns, the assistant tells him he didn't know how much to charge for the champagne (a brand they hardly ever sell) and that he has charged them $30.
The owner says this is too much - it should have cost $25 and tells him to give them $5 back.
The assistant takes 5 one dollar coins from the till and realizing he can't divide the $5 evenly among three people gives each person $1 back and puts the other $2 in his pocket.
Now, each person paid $9 for their share of the champagne 3 x $9 = $27 plus the $2 the assistant put in his pocket makes $29.
Where is the missing dollar?