WHY?

• Do people press harder on a remote control when the batteries are getting weak?

• Do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

• Do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

• Doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

• Do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

• Does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

• Do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

• Is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

• Is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?

• Do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

• Do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

• Is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?