KITCHEN QUOTES

• Kitchen closed: reservations only.

• Waiting for a Food Network inspiration.

• I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too.

• So this isn't Home Sweet Home — Adjust.

• Ring Bell for Maid Service — If no answer, do it yourself.

• I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

• If you write in the dust, please don't date it.

• I would make dinner but the microwave is broken.

• My house was clean last week — too bad you missed it.

• A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.