Top Quotes On Love
"Women are made to be loved, not understood." – Oscar Wilde
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman." – Woody Allen
"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." – Benjamin Franklin
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." – Erich Segal
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." – Brendan Francis
"Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years." – Henry Fielding
"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." – Melanie Clark
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." – Brendon Francis
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." – Henny Youngman
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." – Lord Thomas Robert Dewar
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." – Joan Crawford
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance." – Oscar Wilde
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant." – Henry Miller
"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." – Oscar Wilde
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'." – Woody Allen
"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it." – Zsa Zsa Gaboz
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." – Oscar Wilde
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." – Dorothy Parker
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." – Henry Louis Mencken
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." – Robert Frost
"Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind." – Bob Phillips
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." – Woody Allen
"In love, the best way to erase one's face from the tablet of memory is to draw another across it." – Helen Rowland
"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged." – Unknown
"If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring." – Alphonse Karr
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her girl friends." – Benjamin Franklin
"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle." – P.C. Baudeareil
"Adultery is democracy applied to love." – H. L. Menken
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!" – Irish joke
"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling." – Oscar Wilde
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she's reading." – Steve Jobs
"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time." – John Barrymore
"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely." – Basta
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." – Albert Einstein
"After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings." – Austin O'Malley
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." – H. L. Mencken
"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." – Oscar Wilde
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." – Oscar Wilde
"Men always want to be a woman's first love – women like to be a man's last romance." – Oscar Wilde
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." – Woody Allen
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." – Orson Welles