- The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
- If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it.
- Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).
- Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law.
- Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T DRINK AND DERIVE!
- Never believe generalizations.
- There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
- Chemists have all the solutions.
- Science works whether you believe in it or not.
- A moment of science, please.
- Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.
- If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn’t call it research.
- Bacteria: they’re the only culture some people have.
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