- Frodo failed. Donald Trump has the ring.
- If you can read this, you’re not the president.
- The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
- Vote Democrat – it’s easier than working!
- Vote Republican – it’s easier than thinking!
- In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
- Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
- There’s no problem the government can’t make worse.
- Don’t believe everything you think.
- Diapers and Politicians Should Be Changed Often: Both For The Same Reason
- Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a congressman. But I repeat myself.
- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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