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One Last Drink

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Truck driver has one last drink by mistake

Man’s life is spared by truck driver stealing a drink from a depressed man.

There’s this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink with a blank look on his face.

He sits motionless like that for a half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, snatches the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down in one gulp.

The despondent man starts crying.

The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t take a grown man crying.”

The man answers, “It’s not that. This day is the worst of my life.

First I wake up late and don’t arrive at my office on time, where my boss gets really angry and fires me.

I leave the building, walk to my car to find out it was stolen and the police say they can’t do anything about getting it back.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave the cab, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in it, but the cab is already gone.

When I finally do get home, I find my wife in bed making love with the gardener.

So I leave my house and come here to this bar to end it all.

Just as I going to put myself out of my misery, you show up and drink my glass of poison.”