Money Can Buy You

Note from a true friend

  • Money can buy you a House
    But not a Home
  • Money can buy you a Bed
    But not Sleep
  • Money can buy you a Clock
    But not Time
  • Money can buy you a Book
    But not Knowledge
  • Money can buy you a Position
    But not Respect
  • Money can buy you Medicine
    But not Health
  • Money can buy you Blood
    But not Life
  • Money can buy you Sex
    But not Love

So you see, money isn’t everything.

The best things in life can’t be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering…

So send me your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

(Cash only please!)