A man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned.
“What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well,” the man explained, “my wife was ironing the clothes behind my chair while I was watching TV.”
“She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron.”
“Wow that is terrible,” responded the doctor.
What happened to your other ear?”
He said, “Right afterwards, the phone rang again.”