- Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
- I hate everybody, and you’re next.
- And your point is…
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
- Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
- You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
- How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
- Sorry if I looked interested.
- I’m not. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
- Sorry for being late. I was enjoying the last minutes of not being here.
- I can’t adult today. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
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