| 40-ish | 52 and looking for 25-yr-old |
| Athletic | Watches a lot of NASCAR |
| Average looking | Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back |
| Educated | Will patronize the shit out of you |
| Free Spirit | Banging your sister |
| Friendship first | As long as friendship involves nookie |
| Fun | Good with a remote and a six pack |
| Good looking | Arrogant |
| Very good looking | Dumb as a board |
| Honest | Pathological Liar |
| Huggable | Overweight, more body hair than a bear |
| Likes to cuddle | Insecure mama’s boy |
| Mature | Older than your father |
| Open-minded | Wants to sleep with your roommate but she’s not interested |
| Physically fit | Does a lot of 12-ounce curls |
| Poet | Wrote ex-girlfriend’s # on a bathroom stall |
| Sensitive | Cries at chick flicks |
| Very sensitive | Gay |
| Spiritual | Got laid in a cemetery once |
| Stable | Arrested for stalking, but not convicted |
| Thoughtful | Says “Excuse me” when he farts |
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“Tall, Dark, and Boring!”
Seeking someone to appreciate my incredibly ordinary looks and my ability to talk about the weather for hours. You’ll never meet someone as average as me, but hey, mediocrity has its charm, right?
“Adventurous Couch Potato!”
I’m the king of mixed signals! Looking for someone to explore the world from the comfort of my living room. Let’s watch travel documentaries together and pretend we’re jet-setting across the globe!
“Gym Enthusiast, on Weekends!”
I spend more time talking about my gym membership than actually using it. But don’t worry, my biceps may be nonexistent, but my ego is rock solid!
“My Car is My Soul Mate!”
I’m not looking for love: I’m looking for someone to admire my car as much as I do. If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll let you sit in the passenger seat during our first date!
“Drama-Free Zone (I Hope)!”
I’m not one to start drama, but I’m definitely an expert at attracting it. If you can tolerate my antics, you might just be my next victim… um, I mean, partner!
“Pet Lover (More Than People)!”
My ideal date is one where I can bring my pet hamster, Mr. Whiskers. Don’t worry; I’m sure you’ll both get along.
“Living With My Mom – Temporarily!”
Yes, I live with my mom, but it’s only until I finish my comic book collection. I promise, she’s super cool and won’t interrupt our gaming sessions!
“Workaholic Seeking Enabler!”
I prioritize my job over everything else, including personal hygiene and social skills. But hey, if you’re looking for someone who’ll never have time for you, I’m your guy!
“Unemployed Philosopher!”
I spend my days pondering the meaning of life instead of, you know, looking for a job. If you’re up for long discussions about existence and nothingness, I’m your intellectual match!
“Grammar Police, Apply Within!”
Looking for a partner who can flawlessly use “their,” “they’re,” and “there.” If you make a typo, consider our romance a no-go!
To Finish Up
Personal ads by men never fail to entertain with their audacious claims and eccentricities. From gym enthusiasts who don’t actually go to the gym to workaholics seeking enablers, the world of personal ads is full of colorful characters. So next time you’re feeling down, just take a quick peek at these ads, and you’ll be laughing your heart out in no time!
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