Man and woman disagree on the price of an affair

A man met a stunningly beautiful woman, who agreed to spend the night with him for a price.

After some chitchat, they settled on $1,000 for a night of fun together.

Before he left the next morning, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent for Apartment.”

On the way back to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the entire evening of pleasure wasn’t worth the price.

He sent a check for $500 with the enclosed note:

“Dear Madam,

“Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $500 for rent of your apartment.

“I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1. It had never been occupied
2. There was plenty of heat
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

“Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the woman immediately sent back the following reply to him:

“Dear Sir,

“First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

“As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.

“Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlord.”