After buying a computer from a dealer of shady repute, the hapless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.
Naturally, after checking the usual things (accepted for the computer warranty), he called the dealer and explained the problem.
First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer (DED): “Did you check to see whether the power was on?”
Purchaser: “Of course.”
DED: “Did you open the cover and check whether any of the boards had shaken loose in shipping?”
Purchaser: “Of course.”
DED: “Then why are you calling me?”
Purchaser.”Well, you sold it to me and there has to be some kind of warranty.”
DED: “Of course there is. But you voided the computer warranty when you opened the cover the wrong way.”
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