20 job motivation quotes

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Funny look on job motivation and working harder

  1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
  2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
  4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings — they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
  6. If at first you don’t succeed — try management.
  7. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  9. Plagiarism saves time.
  10. Never quit until you have another job.
  11. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
  12. Go the extra mile — It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  13. Pride, commitment, teamwork — words we use to get you to work for free.
  14. Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
  15. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
  16. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  17. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.
  18. Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
  19. Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
  20. You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.

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