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How to get rich

Wealthy old man tells a young the guaranteed way to become rich. Getting money the old-fashioned way. Easy way to riches.

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Advice on how to get rich by an old millionaire

A young man asked an old rich man for advise on how to get rich like him.

The wise old man fingered his expensive wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.”

“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.”

“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $9.80.”

“Then my wife’s father died and left us ten million dollars.”