Heaven And Hell Run By…

clouds of heaven
Blue sky above clouds

Heaven is a place where:

  • The lovers are Italian
  • The cooks are French
  • The mechanics are German
  • The police are English
  • The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:

  • The lovers are Swiss
  • The cooks are English
  • The mechanics are French
  • The police are German
  • The government is run by the Italians