A geek was walking on campus one day when his friend, another geek, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first geek was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The second geek replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!'”
The second geek nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”