25 Funny signs seen in public

California road sign
Funny sign along California Freeway

Escape from the ordinary with these funny signs that need a second look.

Share them with friends and family for a good time together.

  1. In the window of an Atlanta clothing store
    Sid’s pants is open
  2. On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service
    Able to do the worst possible job
  3. In a New York jewelry store
    Genuine fauz pearls
  4. In a Kansas City oculist’s office
    Broken lenses duplicated here
  5. In a Boston fast-food parking lot
    Parking for drive-through customers only
  6. Billboard on Florida highway
    If you can’t read, we can help
  7. On the Triborough Bridge in New York
    In event of air attack drive off bridge
  8. On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and minimart
    We’re out of Rolaids, but we’ve got gas.
  9. At the basketball court in a North Carolina YMCA
    Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended
  10. On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine restaurant
    The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur
  11. In a Grand Rapids restaurant
    Half-baked chicken
  12. In a Dayton barbershop
    During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here
  13. On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore
    Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books
  14. In a Vancouver shoe repair shop
    We will heel you
    We will save your sole
    We will even dye for you
  15. At a gynecologist’s office
    Dr. Jones, at your cervix
  16. At a podiatrist office
    Time wounds all heels
  17. On a septic tank truck
    Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
  18. At an optometrist’s office
    If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
    You’ve come to the right place.
  19. On a plumber’s truck
    Don’t sleep with a drip
    Call your plumber
  20. Billboard sign by Florida highway
    Your wife is hot
    Better get your A/C fixed
  21. Outside car dealership
    The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.
  22. Pasted outside muffler shop
    No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
  23. On window of Chicago radiator shop
    Best place in town to take a leak.
  24. On restaurant window
    Don’t stand there hungry; come on in and get fed up.
  25. Sign on the back of septic tank truck
    Caution – this truck is full of political promises

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