Funny Confucius Sayings

Confucius say… Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucius say… Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say… Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

Confucius say… Girl who sits on jockey’s lap get hot tip.

Confucius say… Girl who sits on judge’s lap gets honorable discharge.

Confucius say… He who fishes in others’ holes often catches crabs.

Confucius say… He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

Confucius say… He who run behind bus get exhausted.

Confucius say… He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say… Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say… Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

Confucius say… Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say… Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius say… Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say… Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say… Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.

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