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Comments You Will Never Hear In The Theater

What you will never hear a stage manager, producer, director, actor, designer, technical director, choreographer, or the stage crew say while at work in the theater.

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T-shirts for women making a statement

Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you’re next. And your point is… I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to […]

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Letter To The IRS

Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay my taxes owed April 15, due to following reasons. I have already paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax building permit tax CDL tax cigarette tax corporate income tax dog license tax federal income tax unemployment tax gasoline tax hunting […]