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Funny courtroom testimony

Courtroom testimony you will not believe. The following courtroom testimony is too funny to be true. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. […]

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Life explained by bumper sticker quotes

Life Explained by bumper sticker quotes A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. Allow me to introduce my selves. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it! Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants. Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here […]

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What I Learned About Life

Meaning Of Life: Point-by-Point Explanation Humorous thoughts on why you can never win the game of life I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart […]