Computer and glass of milk

Besides the optimists and pessimists view of a half-empty glass, here are others reactions when somebody leaves a half-glass of milk next to a computer. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Apple Computer: You guys really should be drinking Perrier. Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk. Free Software Foundation: That […]

You Are Blonde If…

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!” Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because […]