Category: One-Liners
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82 Cow Riddles For Your Enjoyment
Q: Why do cows wear bells?A: Their horns don’t work. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bulldozer Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?A: He takes the bull by the horns. Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?A: Wait til one busts a moooooove. Q:…
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Ultimate WASP Joke Collection
WASP is short for the White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. They see themselves as setting the standards of American values. They are generally seen as a tightly-knit group who see outsiders as a threat to their way of life. Enjoy the following collection of one-line jokes about the WASP culture. Share your insights about WASPs in the…
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10 Principles of Business Wisdom in a Nutshell
Practical business wisdom for your career. Democracy is a form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art…
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22 Timeless One-Line Insults
A collection of some of the best insults and comebacks throughout history. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy .”-Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues…
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25 one-line jokes by comedians
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal I just…
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Funny Definitions
Very funny alternative definitions of words These funny definitions are better than the ones found in your standard dictionary. Use them also to amuse your friends and family with your quick wit and original thinking. AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman, who has gone through labor, to want more children. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if…