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Bumper Stickers About Health and Fitness

Health and Fitness The Bumper Sticker Method If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy. So many cats, so few recipes. Save the trees: wipe your butt with an owl. EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later. I don’t have a beer gut: I have a protective covering for my rock […]

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Bumper Stickers About Computers

An Apple a day keeps Windows away. Double your drive space. Delete Windows. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. The box said Windows 10 […]

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Bumper Stickers About Driving

Driving Lessons The Bumper Sticker Guide Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal. If you believe in telepathy, think about honking. If you can read this, I’ve lost the trailer! Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph. Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it! Don’t bother honking or […]