Humorous solutions to everyday problems.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal I just […]
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: Not if you are the groom. Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: Anything except ‘Tied to the Whipping Post’. Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception? A: They’re the ones dancing with everyone […]