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Top 10 funny golf caddy one-liners

Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss […]

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Thoughts For Today

Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, […]

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Bumper Stickers About Health and Fitness

Health and Fitness The Bumper Sticker Method If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy. So many cats, so few recipes. Save the trees: wipe your butt with an owl. EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later. I don’t have a beer gut: I have a protective covering for my rock […]