Category: Lists

  • Vast List of 62 Funny Blonde Jokes

    Vast List of 62 Funny Blonde Jokes

    Why was the blonde laughing while the man ripped her clothes off?She knew they’d never fit him. What do you call a blonde at the library?Lost! Why do blondes eat so much salad?They eat like rabbits, too. How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?She’s the one on her bike. What is the…

  • 12 Actual Answers For Driving Exam

    12 Actual Answers For Driving Exam

    The following are some of REAL answers on a driving exam given by the California Department of Transportation’s now defunct Saturday Traffic School. Needless to say, these were driving exam fails. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the…

  • 30 Translation Fails Guaranteed To Bring a Smile

    30 Translation Fails Guaranteed To Bring a Smile

    In a Tokyo Hotel:Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Paris hotel elevator:Please leave your values at the front desk. In a Yugoslavian hotel:The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby…

  • 20 Commandments For Winning: The Blonde Playbook

    20 Commandments For Winning: The Blonde Playbook

    If you’re a woman, follow these blonde commandments to rule your man. If you are a man, know you have been had by a dumb blonde when this list describes you.

  • 36 Hilarious Signs That Will Make You Look Twice

    36 Hilarious Signs That Will Make You Look Twice

    In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:“Now serving live lobsters” In a New Jersey restaurant:“Open seven days a week and weekends.” On the walls of a Baltimore estate:“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.— Sisters of Mercy” On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:“Thirty-eight years on the same spot.” In…

  • 20 Obscure Sex Laws You May Not Know

    20 Obscure Sex Laws You May Not Know

    Ever heard the saying “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander”? Well, it turns out that buried in the landscape of laws, some rules are so quirky that they seem tailor-made for the gander, the goose, and maybe even the entire barnyard. Maybe that’s not a great idea as this list of…