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Dating Guide

White Women First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position using your elbows. Greek Women First date: You get to kiss her mother and father goodnight on both cheeks while she watches.Second date: You get to kiss her […]

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List of 50 Computer Pranks

Your friends might not find these computer pranks funny, but then you didn’t like your job anyway. Log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt out of the room. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and […]

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Do Not Eat Guidelines

A Guide To Food Spoilage For Guys Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3 block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled. Flour: If it wiggles…it’s spoiled. Lettuce: Bibb […]