Category: Jokes
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Tragedy Strikes After Carpet Installation Ends Badly
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpets in a rather large home. After he stepped out for a smoke, the carpet layer realized he couldn’t find his cigarette pack. As he was looking around the home, in the middle of one room, under the carpet, he stepped on a bump. The carpet layer said…
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The honest truth about what women really want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness. So he offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if he…
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Priests Flee Buxom Blonde
Three priests fled from their passionate encounter with a busty blonde. Three priests were waiting in line for tickets to go home to Pittsburg at an airport. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely blonde: well-endowed, gorgeous, stunningly beautiful. The priests were all embarrassed staring at the shapely blonde, so they drew straws to…
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Mistaken Identity
After years of frustration, the Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon”. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer…
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Awesome Single Woman’s Prayer Raises Awareness and Gratitude
Single women everywhere, take this prayer to heart about living the single woman’s life. Memorize these truths about finding the perfect man, and you will be grateful for staying single. Now that I lay me down to sleep, Don’t send me any more creeps. Please just send me one good man, P.S. One without a…
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Excuse For Excessive Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on a lonely interstate road for an exciting evening drive. The road was wide open with no other cars in sight so he decided to let his new Mercedes show its stuff by testing its top speed. As the needle jumped up to a casual 80…