Category: Jokes
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How Get Pay Raise
One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?” Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said…
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What Did Doctor Say After Patient Gets Mauled By Giant Insect?
Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot giant cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar…
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What St. Peter Says After He Questions Three Women Will Surprise You
Three women met untimely deaths and arrived at the gates of heaven. At the entrance to the hallowed gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel for their rights to be accepted for an eternity in heaven. St. Peter asked each of the three women, “Before entering you must answer a simple question.” They replied together, “Which…
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Professor Fools College Seniors Who Cram For Exam With Trick Question
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead and they didn’t do any studying. Come test time, they decided to tell their professor that the car broke down the night before from a flat tire and they needed more time to study. The professor decided they could…
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Playful Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Story That Will Make You Happy
Forget the traditional Potato Head story: here is an uncensored tale about a young potato head getting a lesson on the facts of life from her Mr. & Mrs. Potato parents. Read it and enjoy! You know that all potatoes have eyes. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head had eyes for each other and they finally…
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Unfiltered Review of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony By Health Care Company Raises Concerns
A managed care company’s president was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his managed care reviewers. The next morning, the president asked her how she enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a…