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Year In Review – The Blonde Version

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make […]

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How Military Branches Secure A Building

If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a three year lease with an option to buy. If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door. If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it […]

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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

I think I’m coming down with it, and it doesn’t discriminate between males and females! AAADD – KNOW THE SYMPTOMS … PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how […]