Three Wise Women Bring Gifts To Manger

3 wise women bring gifts
3 Wise Women At Manger

What would have happened if
3 Wise Women bought gifts to manger
instead of 3 Wise Men?

They would have asked directions

Arrived on time

Helped deliver the baby

Cleaned the stable

Made a casserole

Brought practical gifts

But what they would have said when they left…?

“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?”

“That baby doesn’t look anything like Joseph!”

“I heard that Joseph isn’t even working right now!”

“Virgin, my %^&()! I knew her in school!”

“Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!”

“And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!”

“Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?”