Bumper Stickers About Science

  • The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
  • If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it.
  • Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).
  • Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
  • Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
  • Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law.
  • Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T DRINK AND DERIVE!
  • Never believe generalisations.
  • There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.