Bumper Stickers About Science

scientific bumper stickers

  • The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
  • If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it.
  • Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).
  • Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
  • Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
  • Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law.
  • Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. DON’T DRINK AND DERIVE!
  • Never believe generalizations.
  • There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
  • Chemists have all the solutions.
  • Science works whether you believe in it or not.
  • A moment of science, please.
  • Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.
  • If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn’t call it research.
  • Bacteria: they’re the only culture some people have.