Bumper Stickers About Religion

  • The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it.
  • If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!
  • Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
  • Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite.
  • Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you’re a jerk.
  • I found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all the time.
  • Thank God I’m an atheist.
  • The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?