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Bumper Stickers About People

  • The trouble with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
  • You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
  • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.
  • First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
  • My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
  • Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU’RE still an idiot.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
  • Karaoke bars combine two of the nation’s greatest evils — people who shouldn’t drink with people who shouldn’t sing.
  • Dyslexics are teople poo.
  • People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
  • God made us brothers; Prozac made us friends.