Bumper Stickers About Computers

  • An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
  • Double your drive space. Delete Windows.
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
  • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
  • The box said Windows 8 or better. So I installed Linux.
  • Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
  • The control key on the keyboard does not work.
  • There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.