Bumper Stickers About Career and Success

  • Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
  • I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
  • Excess is never too much in moderation.
  • Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
  • Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
  • To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  • Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
  • I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
  • Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • I R S: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  • Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  • It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.