A Blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the Blonde replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun between my breasts and I thought I just paid $10,000 for these.
Then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened.
So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.”