Writing A College Paper

Unspoken Method On Writing A College Paper Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. Log onto chat, Facebook and Twitter (be sure to go on away!). Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some […]


Pay Raise

One day Jennifer the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Jennifer, why do you want an increase?” Jennifer: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said […]


Computer and glass of milk

Besides the optimists and pessimists view of a half-empty glass, here are others reactions when somebody leaves a half-glass of milk next to a computer. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Apple Computer: You guys really should be drinking Perrier. Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk. Free Software Foundation: That […]