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Bowotox: Botox For Dogs

Ask your vet about BOWOTOX for your pet! BOTOX: Now not just for people.

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Jokes

Year In Review – The Blonde Version

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make […]

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Quizzes

Job Application by Retiree

An alleged actual job application submitted by a 75-year-old retiree. They hired him because he was so funny. NAME Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate). DESIRED POSITION Company’s Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I […]