12 Rules of Eating Chocolate

1- If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

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Rules of eating chocolate

2- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.

5- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

6-If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don’t they actually counteract each other?

7- Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

8- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

9- Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

10- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn’t that handy?

11- If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?

12- If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can’t let that happen, can you?