What Is Your Score?

what is your score

The following personality quiz is neat, fun, and very accurate. And it only takes two minutes.

Don’t peek but begin the quiz as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now, not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.

Ready?? Begin now…

1. When do you feel your best?

  1. a.in the morning
  2. b.during the afternoon & and early evening
  3. c.late at night

2. You usually walk

  1. a.fairly fast, with long steps
  2. b.fairly fast, with little steps
  3. less fast head up, looking the world in the face
  4. less fast, head down
  5. very slowly

3. When talking to people you

  1. stand with your arms folded
  2. have your hands clasped
  3. have one or both your hands on your hips
  4. touch or push the person to whom you are talking
  5. play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with

  1. your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
  2. your legs crossed
  3. your legs stretched out or straight
  4. one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with

  1. big, appreciative laugh
  2. laugh, but not a loud one
  3. quiet chuckle
  4. sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering
a.make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b.make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c.make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You’re working very hard, concentrating hard, and you’re interrupted; Do you…
a.welcome the break
b.feel extremely irritated
c.vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a.red or orange
c.yellow or light blue
e.dark blue or purple
g.brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
a.stretched out on your back
b.stretched out face down on your stomach
c.on your side, slightly curled
d.with your head on one arm
e.with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are
b.fighting or struggling
c.searching for something or somebody
d.flying or floating
e.you usually have dreamless sleep
f.your dreams are always pleasant


Dear God Messages From Kids

Dear God

Dear God,

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton – because I hate her.

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).

I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison

How did you know you were God?

Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I’m going to fix my brother.

I like the story about Chanuka the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones.

My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

Who draws the lines around the countries?

It’s o.k. that you made different religions but don’t you get mixed up sometimes?

Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?

What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything.

How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don’t do any now?

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet. Don’t forget.

You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right.

If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey D.

Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?

In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on Vacation?

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your Idea.

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God.

It is great the way you always get the Stars in the right places.

I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was Cool.


Catholic Dog Dies

Catholic dog dies

O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company.

Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal.

“Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for the poor creature?”

Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not.

We cannot have services for any animal in the church, even be he a dog.

But there be some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no telling what they believe.

Maybe they’ll do something for the unfortunate creature.”

O’Connor sadly replied, “I’ll go right away Father to ask them.

Do ya’ think five thousand dollars is enough to donate for the service?”

Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!¬†Why didn’t ya’ tell me it was a ¬†Catholic dog?”