Adulterous Boss

Female boss turns out to be an adulterous boss.

Three secretaries, brunette, redhead and blonde females, work in an office together for their female boss.

They begin to notice the boss leaves work early almost every day.

One day they decide that since the boss takes off ahead of closing time, they will be right behind her.

After all, she never comes back or calls so how would she know?

So all three start to leave early also following their bosses departure.

The brunette was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date.

The redhead was thrilled to be home early.

She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy, to be home at such an early hour.

But when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.

hot affair in bed

Slowly, quietly, she cracks open the door and was shocked to witness her husband in bed with her adulterous boss!

The blonde closed the door quietly and crept out of her home.

The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead suggested leaving early again and asked the blonde if she wanted to go with them.

“No way!!” The blonde exclaimed, “I nearly got caught yesterday!”


Work Naked

sitting at computer naked

Classic Reasons To Go To Work Naked

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!”

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. Inventive way to finally meet that hot young woman in human resources.

4. When asked for money you can say, “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

5. To stop those creepy guys in marketing from looking down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

7. So that you can add Exotic Dancer to your exaggerated resume.

8. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.

10. Gives bad hair day a whole new meaning.

11. No one steals your chair.

Other work naked joke sources:

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CalorieCount at
alternative reasons at AANR


Hawaiian Vacation

hawaiian islands

Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation and thought they would make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy.

As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc.

The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their newly bought “tourist” garb and sat on their beach chairs enjoying drinks, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them.

woman with hat on beachThey couldn’t help but stare at her.

As she passed by them, she smiled and said, “Good morning Father” and “Good morning Father,” nodding to each and addressing them individually.

They were both stunned: how in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits – these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them – and settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy their Hawaiian vacation once again.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again.

They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.

Once again, she approached them and greeted them with “Good morning Father” and “Good morning Father” to each one separately.

Then she started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn’t take being recognized by her and said, “Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?”

“Oh Father, don’t you recognize me? I’m Sister Maria.”

More variations of the same joke:

Two Priests On Vacation – from Nairaland
Two priests go to Hawaii for vacation from Bits and Pieces
Vacationing in Hawaii from
Two Priests go to Hawaii from Before It’s News
Hawaii Vacation For Two Priests from Silly Dog 701