Very odd phone call

old lady phone call
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A little old lady gets a phone call one evening  to  hear  a man’s deep voice on the other end saying to her,

“I know you. You’d like men to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you all night long.”

The old lady can hardly believe  what the guy said during the phone call and looks at it blushing.

In amazement she replies, “You can tell all this from a single ‘Hello?’ “

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Magical Elevator

magical elevator doorsA boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time in their lives.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked,” What is this, dad?”

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an older lady in a wheelchair rolled up to one of the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the numbers above the walls increasingly go up and up.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then as these numbers began to light up in decreasing order.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,

“Go get your Mother.”

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Answers To Name The NFL Team Quiz

NFL teams

NFL Teams Quiz Answers

  1. New England Patriots
  2. Oakland Raiders
  3. Arizona Cardinals
  4. Denver Broncos
  5. Washington Redskins
  6. Miami Dolphins
  7. New York Giants
  8. Dallas Cowboys
  9. Atlanta Falcons
  10. San Diego Chargers
  11. Cleveland Browns
  12. San Francisco 49ers
  13. Kansas City Chiefs
  14. Detroit Lions
  15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  16. New Orleans Saints
  17. Indianapolis Colts
  18. Saint Louis Rams
  19. Cincinnati Bengals
  20. New York Jets
  21. Buffalo Bills
  22. Seattle Seahawks
  23. Houston Texans
  24. Chicago Bears
  25. Minnesota Vikings
  26. Green Bay Packers
  27. Pittsburgh Steelers
  28. Philadelpia Eagles

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