Too Much Of The 90s

Too Much of the 90s

  • You tried to enter your password on the microwave.
  • You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.”
  • You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
  • You e-mail your son in …

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Idiot Sightings

Sign for Idiot on Board

Ten Real-World Idiot Examples

Idiot Sighting #1:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”

I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?”

He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.”

Idiot Sighting …

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Girlfriend 1.0 To Wife 1.0

Tiger and Eli Woods

Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0

“Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other …

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10 Thoughts On Exercise

push-ups by young woman

Exercise Proverbs

  1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s now 97 and we have no idea where she is.
  2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  3. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400 and …

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Answers To Observation Quiz

Reality Check On Observations

  1. Bottom
  2. 50
  3. Right
  4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, and gold
  5. Q, Z
  6. 1, 0
  7. Left
  8. 20
  9. Red
  10. 88
  11. Counter-clockwise (unless you happen to be south of the equator)
  12. Towards the bottom right
  13. (no #1)
  14. Right
  15. Top
  16. Clockwise, as you look at it
  17. Roosevelt
  18. 8
  19. Left
  20. 5
  21. 6
  22. Bashful
  23. 6
  24. Ace …

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