HUMOR CENTRAL

Life Truisms

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
• It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
• Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
• What’s another word for thesaurus?
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• I just got lost in thought – it was unfamiliar …

Follow these quotes to learn how to live a happy life. Fight depression and drugs with common sense.

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Qualities of a Perfect Husband Ilustrated

Plumber We repair what your husband fixed.

Pizza shop slogan 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Door of a plastic surgeons office Hello, can we pick your nose?

Sign at the psychic’s Hotline Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

At A Laundry Shop How about we refund your money, send you a new one …

Find The Man’s Head

If you can find the Man’s Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people.

If you can find the Man’s Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally.

If you can find the Man’s Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in …

Beautiful Truck Murals

Helpful tips for motorists learning to drive in New Jersey.

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else …

The cell phone tells you why waking up late is a bummer.

• The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
• If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it.
• Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).
• Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
• Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
• Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law.
• Alcohol …