When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly,
“You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.”
She said “I nursed him …
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SOLDIERS RETURNING HOME FROM MILITARY DUTY World War II edition
20 September 1944
SUBJECT: Indoctrination for Troops Returning to the United States
TO: All Units
In compliance with current policies for rotation of armed forces overseas it is directed that in order to maintain the high standard of character of the American Soldier and to …
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Too Much of the 90s
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Ten Real-World Idiot Examples
Idiot Sighting #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”
I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?”
He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.”
Idiot Sighting …
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Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0
“Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other …
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